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And We're Back in the Game!

Check out our lovely engineer: Skyler "The Hitmaker" Norwood. Aw, shucks, ain’t he dreamy?

ON THAT NOTE: We’ve got some SUPER RAD NEWS, friendos! Last night, we scheduled all of our recording dates! That’s right – we’re heading back into the studio to record our second full-length album - OMG! Our first day of recording is January 30th, and we’re on schedule to finish up in the studio in mid March.

We’ll be recording at Miracle Lake Studios with Skyler Norwood (the same engineer/studio we recorded with on our first album, The Purple Rhino Squad versus The Blue Whale Super Heavy Assault Troops). We are sooooo excited to be so close to getting all of our new songs out to you!

No word on the release date or the album name yet, but we’ll be working diligently to getting this information out to you as soon as possible.

08.25 Music on Main!!!! - Portland
Come out to a free concert! downtown! outside! On SW Broadway and Main (between the Arlene Schnitzer and the PCPA building). We're playing at 5pm SHARP and Derby is playing right after us!!!! It's gonna be AAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME!

09.01 Mississippi Studios!!!!!!!! - Portand
SARA'S TURNING TWENTY-HOT!!!! Come out and celebrate her birthday in style at Mississippi Studios!!!! Blunt Mechanic (Seattle) and paper/upper/cuts open up the show and we'll close it out and burn you to the ground!!!!

09.15 Music Millenium - Portland
We'll be injecting a fiery shot of pop-adrenaline into the brains of all shoppers!!! And you can get a copy of our new album in the store!

10.01 Contemporary Arts Kitchen - Klamath Falls, OR
TOUR!!!

10.05 Streetlight Records San Jose - San Jose, CA
TOUR!!!

10.06 Streetlight Records Santa Cruz - Santa Cruz, CA
TOUR!!!

10.06 The Crepe Place - Santa Cruz, CA
TOUR!!!

10.07 The Ruby Room - San Diego, CA
TOUR!!!

10.08 Hollow Body Presents the angry orts @ TRiP - Santa Monica, CA
TOUR!!!

10.15 The Ascetic Junkies CD Release at the Doug Fir!!!! - Portland
We're so excited to be playing with the folk-pop lovelies of The Ascetic Junkies!!! Also playing is Jared Mees and the Grown Children! Here's the approximate schedule: 9p: the angry orts!!! that's us - yaaaaayyy!!! 10p: Jared Mees and the Grown Children!!! OH ME GEEEEE!!! 11p: The Ascetic Junkies!!! AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Get ready for your brain to be blown up inside your head.

11.06 Ash Street Saloon - Portland
with Bootblack Sinners!!!!

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